Danny and Cindy Schneider
0000-00-00
L. Castellaneta / D. Schneider

Lyrics

Wonderful season, no doubt the reason

That everyone’s full of good cheer.

Folks that you’re meeting, give warm fuzzy greetings,

It happens this time every year.

 

Wonderful season, no doubt the reason

Everyone’s full of good cheer.

 

Hearts filled with laughter and holiday crafters,

There’s people who dress up like elves.

Bells are heard ringing, choirs are singing

Eggnog on grocery shelves.

 

Wonderful season, no doubt the reason

Everyone’s filled with good cheer.

 

Wonderful season, wonderful season,

Wonderful season, mmm…mmm…

 

Lovers and mothers, sisters and brothers

Grandmas and grandpas and dads,

Aunties and cousins, uncles and dozens

Of relatives festively clad.

 

Wonderful season, no doubt the reason

Everyone’s full of good cheer.

 

Wonderful season, wonderful season,

Wonderful season…

Danny Schneider
2013-12-04
D. Schneider / L. Castellaneta

Lyrics


When I was young, boy I hated Christmas,
Never toys, only clothing for me.
Absolutely nothing I ever wanted,
Underneath an artificial tree!

Santa, please tell me what are ya thinkin’?!
Ya bring me stuff that I don't wanna use.
Don’t give me Ford if I ask for Lincoln!
Ya messin’ 'round or maybe confused?

What’s the matter with Santa? (What’s the matter with Santa?)

What’s the matter with Santa? (What’s the matter with Santa?)

I moved on, squeaked my way into college,
Seems to me that ya got more perverse.
Asked for Cliffs Notes but ya left me a novel.
Ya bent on making each Yuletide worse?!

Santa, please tell me what are ya thinkin’?!
Ya bring me stuff that I don't wanna use.
Don’t give me Ford if I ask for Lincoln!
Ya messin’ 'round or maybe confused?

 What’s the matter with Santa? (What’s the matter with Santa?)

What’s the matter with Santa? (What’s the matter with Santa?)

Need a guardian angel, like I saw in "It's a Wonderful Life".
Need divine intervention, like David Niven in "The Bishop's Wife".

 What’s the matter with Santa? (What’s the matter with Santa?)

Time went on, things never got better,
Have no dough so I live with my folks.
Asked for a job; ya left an application,
Is that your idea of a joke?!

Santa, please tell me what are ya thinkin’?!
Ya bring me stuff that I don't wanna use.
Don’t give me Ford if I ask for Lincoln!
Ya messin’ 'round or maybe confused?

What’s the matter with Santa? (What’s the matter with Santa?)

What’s the matter with Santa? (What’s the matter with Santa?)…

Danny and Cindy Schneider
2008-12-01
L. Castellaneta / D. Schneider

Story

From our Christmas CD, Christmas on Mistletoe lane. Available at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/dcschneider

Lyrics

Christmas Day in California, Bikinis on the beach. Sunnin’, surfin, roller bladin’ . . . And ragtops cruisin’ down the street. The local church, left in the lurch, ’Cause no one comes. They’re still in shock, their loyal flock, Would rather sun. Christmas Day in California, Bikinis on the beach. Sunnin’, surfin, roller bladin’ . . . And ragtops cruisin’ down the street. Ol’ mom and dad, they’re none-too-glad, Kids didn’t show. The 101, gateway to fun, Is stop and go. Purple trees, fake fireplaces… What’s next, pink colored snow? Hard to buy that folks embrace this, Not Christmas like I know! No Christmas songs to sing along, Choir reneged. They’ve joined a band and hit the sand To play a gig. Christmas Day in California, Bikinis on the beach. Sunnin’, surfin, roller bladin’ . . . And ragtops cruisin’ down the street. Christmas Day in California, Christmas Day in California, It’s Christmas Day, It’s Christmas Day, It’s Christmas Day in California.
Danny and Cindy Schneider
0000-00-00
L. Castellaneta / D. Schneider

Story

This song is part of a Christmas CD to be released as a companion to Lenny's Christmas novel, 1225 Mistletoe Lane.

Lyrics

When I go to sleep, I dream Of someplace that I’ve never been, Thought I’d been there once, before, Or was it something learned through lore? ’Cause I’ve always heard the story told Of Mistletoe Lane. Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe Lane Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe Lane When I lie in bed, I say, “I know I’ll visit there one day,” Thought I’d bring guitars, along, I’ll maybe even write a song, ’Cause I’ve always heard the story told Of Mistletoe Lane. Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe Lane Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe Lane I’d like to go and see, I’d like to go and be On Mistletoe Lane. When I told my friends, my plan, They laughed and called me Peter Pan, Thought that Christmas was, the time, To make a journey so sublime, ’Cause I’ve always heard the story told Of Mistletoe Lane. Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe Lane Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe Lane Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe Lane Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe, Mistletoe Lane c.(2007) L.Castellaneta/D.Schneider
Danny and Cindy Schneider
2007-11-03
L. Castellaneta / D. Schneider

Lyrics

Oh tell me, snowman, what do ya see When castin’ those button coal eyeballs directly on me? I need some magic, need it and how! I need some magic; I need it right now! Halloween brings a freak autumn storm, I’m by my lonesome but hey, that’s the norm. I’ve got no friends or a family, I’ll build a snowman for some company. Oh tell me, snowman, what do ya see When castin’ those button coal eyeballs directly on me? I need some magic, need it and how! I need some magic; I need it right now! Thanksgiving Day and I’m here at home, Cookin’ turkey but I’m eatin’ alone. I’ve got no friends or a family, But Mr. Snowman will supper with me. Holidays, oh how I hate when you come; You always leave me sad and blue. Solo-brations aren’t very much fun; I’d rather celebrate as two! Oh tell me, snowman, what do ya see When castin’ those button coal eyeballs directly on me? I need some magic, need it and how! I need some magic; I need it right now! It’s Christmas Eve and I’m by myself, Feelin’ just a bit like Hermey the Elf. I’ve got no friends or a family, Faithful snowman is with whom I shall be. Oh tell me, snowman, what do ya see When castin’ those button coal eyeballs directly on me? I need some magic, need it and how! I need some magic; I need it right now!
Danny and Cindy Schneider
2007-08-30
L. Castellaneta / D. Schneider

Lyrics

Kiss me underneath the Mistletoe, Hug me, please, don’t ever let me go, I love Christmastime with you I love Christmastime with you Cuddle over by the fresh-cut tree, Clutch my hands and kiss me tenderly, I love Christmastime with you I love Christmastime with you I can not imagine Christmastime without you Simply can not fathom A holiday that blue There’d be no jubilation Christmastime without you. A crippling sensation My heart would break in two. Snuggle closely by the fireplace, Let me feel your tender warm embrace, I love Christmastime with you I love Christmastime with you Hold me firmly near the outdoor lights, Draw me nearer, sweetheart, squeeze me tight, I love Christmastime with you I love Christmastime with you. I can not imagine Christmastime without you Simply can not fathom A holiday that blue There’d be no jubilation Christmastime without you. A crippling sensation My heart would break in two. Whisper, “love you” on a horse drawn sleigh, Tell me words I need to hear you say, I love Christmastime with you I love Christmastime with you. Rub my shoulder as the church bell rings, Feel my heart race when I hear you sing, I love Christmastime with you I love Christmastime with you. I love Christmastime with you I love Christmastime with you…
Danny and Cindy Schneider
2007-08-09
L. Castellaneta / D. Schneider

Story

This song is part of a Christmas CD to be released as a companion to Lenny's Christmas novel, 1225 Mistletoe Lane.

Lyrics

It’s finally Christmas I’ve waited all year Wrote letters to Santa, baby Now he’ll soon be here Now he’ll soon be here. It’s finally Christmas, Tomorrow’s the day My prayers will be answered, baby There’s no more to say There’s no more to say. It’s finally Christmas, such a magical time Anything’s possible, and everything’s fine. It’s finally Christmas And what do I see? A river of presents, baby All just waiting for me All just waiting for me. It’s finally Christmas And I’m now awake I rush down the staircase, baby I can hardly wait I can hardly wait. It’s finally Christmas, such a magical time Anything’s possible, and everything’s fine. c.2007 L. Castellaneta / D. Schneider

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