Life

04:36
Danny Schneider
2008-02-29
L. Castellaneta / D. Schneider

Lyrics

My life has been a mixture Of sad and happy times, Replete with joys and sorrows With riddles, quotes and rhymes. I just can’t seem to figure What all of this must mean. It often leaves me flustered, It often makes me scream. Life, Life, Life. Once a certain sadness had Prevailed upon my soul, I looked into the mirror And saw myself grow old. I pondered how this happened, Of that I wasn’t sure. All I knew was Father Time Had slipped through my back door. Life, Life, Life. No one knows ’cause no one can Predict for us what fate has planned. I strolled down to the river With thoughts of plunging in. But I remembered preacher Said suicide’s a sin. So I just leaned back slowly And gazed into the sky, Grappled with mortality As tears welled in my eyes. Life, Life, Life. Then suddenly I realized It wasn’t only me. Everyone grows older and We pass eventually. It’s all a part of living We can not change the rules, And he who plots do so Is thinking like a fool. Life, Life, Life. No one knows ’cause no one can Predict for us what fate has planned. All I ask from up above Is just a clean fair game, The crowd to treat me kindly And I’ll treat them the same. Then as the horn is blowing To sound my match is through, I’ll leave this dark arena With a different point of view. Life, Life, Life.
Danny Schneider
0000-00-00
Danny Schneider/Keith Tolmich

Story

...An anthem tribute to NASCAR racing!

Lyrics

Loud Fast Fun The engines start up, the flag comes down They race for the cup, it’s the talk of the town Gordon and Junior, the rest of the gang They fight for pole position, for fortune and fame And its Loud Fast Fun (NASCAR rocks!) The speed limit is un-done You cannot lose, when you already won (NASCAR rocks!) It’s Loud Fast Fun NASCAR is king, the cup is the crown Speed is the thing, fun’s all around Start up the engines, the pit crews in place The jet fuel is burning, it’s a hell of a race (Chorus) Speedlimit and NASCAR, always attract Rock and roll racing is a matter of fact There’s no better sport under the sun (NASCAR Rocks!) It Loud Fast Fun
Danny Schneider
2005-11-16
Lee Hazelwood

Story

I did a rock version with Speedlimit that was kind of our "theme song." This is unique in that this version is acoustic with a light jazzy tone.

Lyrics

These Boots Are Made For Walking You keep saying you've got something for me Something you call love but confess You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't have been messin' Now someone else is getting all your best These boots are made for walking And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you Yeah You keep lying when you oughta be truthin You keep losin' when you oughta not bet You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin' What's right is right, but you ain't been right yet These boots are made for walking And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you You keep playing, where you shouldn't be playing And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt, ha! I've just found me a brand new box of matches And what he knows you ain't had time to learn These boots are made for walking And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you Are you ready boots? Start walkin
Danny Schneider
0000-00-00
Danny Schneider
0000-12-25
Danny Schneider

Lyrics

Announcer: “Ladies and gentlemen: The President of the United States!” I am the President of the United States November the 6th I received my mandate I will use all my power to do what is right I’m in control from this house of pure white I’m calling the Congress and the Pentagon right now From the banks of the Potomac, I’m calling Moscow We’ve got a power so strong in it’s might The world will be changed without even a fight Because: Love is our greatest weapon None can defend against its force Love is our greatest weapon None can defend against its force I’ve announced my intention to eliminate These missiles of anger, these arrows of hate So I’m going on T.V. to announce my new plan We’ll no longer need Star Wars, MX, or Minuteman (Chorus) Spoken: My fellow Americans and citizens of the world: Today I am announcing a bold new plan—the complete and total elimination of every destructive device ever invented by man made for the purpose of killing, threatening, or harming his brother in any way—from the largest atomic warhead to the smallest caliber bullet. Skeptics may ask: “Mr. President, how will we protect ourselves and our interests?” To my skeptical brothers I say nay, have no fear. (Chorus) John F. Kennedy: Do not mistake Mr. Schneider’s ideas as fantasy. Do not mistake this as an unachievable flicker of a dreamer’s imagination. Nothing could be farther form the truth. We can and we shall, in this generation, dismantle and destroy, once and for all, these nuclear missiles of anger, born of ignorance and fear. They shall no longer be needed for our so-called protection for now we have the greatest weapon—it is within us all. So let me say this, to friend and foe alike: Nothing can stand in our way, for we will do this, not because it is easy, not because it is hard, but because it is right.
Danny Schneider
0000-00-00

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